Will my wind-tunnel tested hair spray hold up during the Rapture?

Aqua Net will hold up to a direct impact from an armor-piercing shell! I'm sure it's rapture-proof.

Will my wind-tunnel tested hair spray hold up during the Rapture?

God will wipe your memory clean of the bad hair rapture.

Will my wind-tunnel tested hair spray hold up during the Rapture?

More importantly, will my mustach wax hold?

Will my wind-tunnel tested hair spray hold up during the Rapture?

Keep the hat to be safe.

Will my wind-tunnel tested hair spray hold up during the Rapture?

haha

Will my wind-tunnel tested hair spray hold up during the Rapture?

If not I highly reccomend that you sue the manufactures.

If a gal's hairspray doesn't hold up for her what's the world coming to!!

(((((major))))))

Will my wind-tunnel tested hair spray hold up during the Rapture?

lol Instead of caught up in the air, they really meant caught up in the hair.